Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

Comments (42) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. StrummerFan

    StrummerFan said, over 1 year ago

    Well, she’s not my imaginary fiance yet, but we’re engaged to be engaged!

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    Can we please drop the Manti Te’o references now?

  3. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, over 1 year ago

    Happy Valentine’s Day

  4. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    I have a triple problem…
    My kid brother’s birthday and wedding anniversary are both on Valentines Day.
    His wife would never forgive me if I sent a combined Valentines Day-Birthday-Anniversary card !

  5. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder why she even started?

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    For most people their friends on the internet are imaginary.

  7. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Some of my friends are all too real.

  8. bluskies

    bluskies said, over 1 year ago


    See? That’s why I don’t send cards. (Why would you send either of them a Valentine, anyway? They’re both spoken for!) Save yourself ten bucks or so plus postage and give ‘em a call. It’s more personal, and with any luck you might be interrupting something!

  9. wrwallaceii

    wrwallaceii said, over 1 year ago

    It seems now would be a good time to let the Hallmark Holiday just fade away… there are 365 days in every year to let the one you love know that they are loved. Even the little things every day add up.

  10. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The Dead Letter Office would like to thank you for all of the wonderful cards you keep sending them.

  11. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Where are the sections for lesbian lover, gay male lover, S % M partner …?

  12. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Oh, they exist, believe me. If you can’t find them, start a new business. Haven’t you noticed cards saying “to my boyfriend”; “to my girlfriend” And for S & M “get well soon”.

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    And the War On Valentine’s Day continues….

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    BTW, Muriel has finally come to her senses….

  15. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 1 year ago


    I’m guessing Wiley did this before there was a Manti Te’o story.

    But I wonder how many imaginary internet fiance’s know snail mail addresses.

  16. Load the rest of the comments (27).