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   Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 5 months ago

   The Apocalypse nears…..
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   Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

   A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.
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   He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.
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   By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward.
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   Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
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   By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward.
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   Just then the graveyard’s caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music.
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   “Oh, it’s nothing to worry about” says the caretaker.
   “He’s just decomposing!”
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   NightShade09 said, 5 months ago

   @Alexikakos

   Ba-dum-ching!
   (Oh the pain! The pain! Funny, but painful.)
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   Linguist said, 5 months ago

   @Alexikakos

   Ouch ! Lol.
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   NightShade09 said, 5 months ago

   Of course zombies exist.
   Just watch the House of Reps on c-span, and you’ll see the dead move. Slowly.
   (They’re the ones walking toward the Fiscal Cliff.)
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

   First the zombies aren’t dead. But depending upon what parasite infects their body we can run hypotheses. If they are reanimated dead they are functioning in a different way from how we do. Enough of them are alive but come elements are dead or not quite alive
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   The most likely type of disease to cause zombie-like symptoms would be one related to rabies. Another potential zombie maker is a variation of the human spongiform
   encephalopathy prion. Also a candidate of a strange disease called “Nodding” in Nigeria. Not much is known but it causes brain damage and listless walking.
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   Dogsniff said, 5 months ago

   Like the Idi Amin tee shirt says, “You Are Who You Eat”.
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   luckylouie said, 5 months ago

   Just think of what comes after the Zombie Apocalypse — the Zombie Utopia! No crime, no war, no poverty, and everyone will be valued for their brains.
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   thebird55 said, 5 months ago

   
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    unnormal said, 5 months ago

    I just may become a Danae fan if she keeps this up.
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    AKHenderson said, 5 months ago

    Danae says something scientifically factual. It’s a sign of the Mayan doomsday prophecy!
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    Randy_B said, 5 months ago

    It’s called “Tooth Fairy Science”: doing research on a phenomenon before establishing that the phenomenon exists.
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    pcolli said, 5 months ago

    I always thought that “real” zombies were people who were put into a deep Voodoo trance and made to carry out nefarious tasks for the priest.
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    roctor said, 5 months ago

    THE END IS NYE…for the umpteenth time.
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    gmartin997 said, 5 months ago

    Now Danae knows what she does to everybody else. Somebody should tell her.
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