Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 3 years ago

    I’ll go with Call a Cab

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 3 years ago

    Drink fast. Leave at 6:55.

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Makes for some heated hours. Better than sports watching.

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    Mideast crisis is going to need WAAAYYYY more than 3 hours.

  5. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 3 years ago

    I don’t see start a brawl and wake up in the drunk tank on that schedule.

  6. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Guy has a heart attack and his doc tells him he’s gotta cut way back on the hard stuff. All his friends know about it. So one night he’s knockin’ ‘em back at a pretty good clip, and one of his buddies sez "Hey, Bill, didn’t your doctor limit you to 1 drink a day?"
      "Yeah, that’s right, but I’ve learned to live with it."
      "How so? You seem to be going thru an awful lot of bourbon tonight."
      "Well, I discovered the trick. See this one right here?"
      "yeah …?"
      "October 28, 2026."

  7. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 3 years ago

    what’s next, a beer hall putsch?

  8. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 3 years ago

    Was it W.C. Fields?: “A man has to believe in something, and I believe I’ll have another drink.”

  9. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, over 3 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Air fuel bombs and no it will not.

  10. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, over 3 years ago

    And way better than the POTUS has.

  11. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    That’s a good one!

  12. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    What happens in places like the northern suburbs of Philadelphia (where I grew up), where cab companies close at 11:00 PM?
    I was once the dispatcher for Doylestown Cab Co. in Doylestown, Bucks County, PA, which actually closed back then (the 1990s) at 5:00 PM!

  13. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, over 3 years ago

    @zoidknight

    FAE? Where exactly did you plan to detonate them? Your suggestion might fall on the wrong ears.

  14. runar

    runar said, over 3 years ago

    A fellow dropped in to his corner bar for his evening usual, and he asked “Say, Ralph, what’s with him?” indicating a customer who was snoring with his head on the bar. Ralph said, “That’s Grimsby. He drank a toast to Mrs. Grimsby, then a toast to each one of Mrs Grimsby’s seventeen cats. That’s too dam many cats!”

  15. dabugger

    dabugger said, over 3 years ago

    Now that is just down right crazy; imagine getting things done……

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