Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, almost 4 years ago

    I’ll go with Call a Cab

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 4 years ago

    Drink fast. Leave at 6:55.

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 4 years ago

    Mideast crisis is going to need WAAAYYYY more than 3 hours.

  4. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, almost 4 years ago

    I don’t see start a brawl and wake up in the drunk tank on that schedule.

  5. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 4 years ago

    what’s next, a beer hall putsch?

  6. emptc12

    emptc12 said, almost 4 years ago

    Was it W.C. Fields?: “A man has to believe in something, and I believe I’ll have another drink.”

  7. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, almost 4 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Air fuel bombs and no it will not.

  8. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, almost 4 years ago

    And way better than the POTUS has.

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    That’s a good one!

  10. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 4 years ago

    What happens in places like the northern suburbs of Philadelphia (where I grew up), where cab companies close at 11:00 PM?
    I was once the dispatcher for Doylestown Cab Co. in Doylestown, Bucks County, PA, which actually closed back then (the 1990s) at 5:00 PM!

  11. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, almost 4 years ago

    @zoidknight

    FAE? Where exactly did you plan to detonate them? Your suggestion might fall on the wrong ears.

  12. runar

    runar said, almost 4 years ago

    A fellow dropped in to his corner bar for his evening usual, and he asked “Say, Ralph, what’s with him?” indicating a customer who was snoring with his head on the bar. Ralph said, “That’s Grimsby. He drank a toast to Mrs. Grimsby, then a toast to each one of Mrs Grimsby’s seventeen cats. That’s too dam many cats!”

  13. dabugger

    dabugger said, almost 4 years ago

    Now that is just down right crazy; imagine getting things done……

  14. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 4 years ago

    My kind of bar.
    If you make it through Happy Hour, then you’re in the proper philosophical state of mind, to cope with Fix the Economy Hour.
    Should you still be standing, after that, then you are in the perfect bellicose mood for Mideast Crises Resolution Hour.
    Don’t worry about Call A Cab Hour. You won’t remember but the bartender will. He’s got your address and for a substantial tip ( well worth it ) will see you get safely home.
    What happens when you get there is your own problem but you can solve it. After all, you solved all the world’s problems earlier.

  15. Jim in CT

    Jim in CT said, almost 4 years ago

    Ba-dum-ching!

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