Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

Comments (61) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 4 years ago

    It’s made out of Candy Tofu? Word

  2. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, over 4 years ago

    First the joke: “Vegetables are what food eats!” – Ron White

    Second, trouble starts…

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 4 years ago

    Or maybe “…then they got diabetes and could never eat candy again. The End.”

  4. BillWa

    BillWa said, over 4 years ago


    Or you do eat candy, and you exercise and work it out. Diabetes is not about denial, it is about moderation and eating smart.

  5. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, over 4 years ago

    NOTE to other commenters: what you are about to read may start trouble. It is not intended to, but if past experiences are any indication, it will. I seem to irritate Sharuniboy regularly, so today should be worse. Just move along to the jokes…they are far more interesting. (What a petty person I am…would folks please flag me, so I can feel the pain?)


    I’ve noticed you have a penchant for making arrogant, judgmental remarks on other people’s comments, then never coming back to face the music. So, I am bringing the music to you up front today. The following is based on a comment you made yesterday. Go back and look it up; it’s the only comment you made.

    Personal questions: (The reason I ask is because you capitalize “HUMAN” learning, as if to set it apart from other learning; you clearly have no use for organized religion [you manage to turn most comics into an anti-religion spiel]; previous comments indicate evolutionary beliefs; yet you highly respect individual spirituality. None of this is criticism, just observations. Oh yeah…and you use big words, too!)

    Do your personal beliefs align closely with any particular faith (notice I did not ask what religion you are)? If so, which one? If not…okay. Just want to get an honest accounting for what you believe in.

  6. bluskies

    bluskies said, over 4 years ago

    As if offending the “faithful” of all religions and political persuasions weren’t enough, Mr. Miller? Now you have the audacity to attack vegans, vegetarians, and those with lactose, sucrose, dextrose and gluten intolerances? keep up the good work!

  7. Thirdguy

    Thirdguy said, over 4 years ago


  8. bluskies

    bluskies said, over 4 years ago

    I flag noone. I resist the temptation daily to flag the tirades, rants, and repetitious cant of closed-minded, opinionated individuals. Sometimes there is a grain of truth in there somewhere, if you dig deep enough. It happens.

  9. Willaran

    Willaran said, over 4 years ago


    I like opinions, wrong ones and my own.

  10. iangoodson

    iangoodson said, over 4 years ago

    Tofu is made from soya. Saya is a well known gender-bending agent. Google it. The witch is wicked.

  11. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 4 years ago

    @Vonne Anton

    Religion is the worst thing to ever happen.
    Without religion I wonder if we would have half as many wars.

  12. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, over 4 years ago


    Thanks for this health-conscious ending to the reading.Love your posts.
    Thanks for this latest enlightenment on the origins of tofu in our society-it’s been around longer than we thought. We just got the version of the story with the facts about the construction of the house deleted when we were young .Thanks for this disclosure. No wonder we’re so susceptible to conspiracy theories.
    BTW, what the HELL have you got against tofu?
    Seem to remember a strip (believe by you) of the devil informing a resident of his digs looking forward to lunch that today’s special, and for all eternity would be tofu.
    Actually, kinda share your sentiments about tofu-kinda tastes like wet, shredded newspaper to me, but after seeing this strip, Michelle Obama is gonna give you HELL for this further dissing of tofu.

  13. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, over 4 years ago


    Kinda knew this reading of the story would have great appeal to Danae! Also, love the expression on the kids’ faces after reality set in!

  14. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, over 4 years ago


    …..rational dialogue? Not out of the mouths of reeps will you see it. Admire your restraint in not flagging the rants and tirades of those of us posting in this comments section!

  15. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 4 years ago

    Tofu is fine, it just needs extra seasoning. I’m not sure about “Quorn”.
    Religion is needed only if you haven’t got a grip on life. We invent gods as and when we think we need them. There are as many religions as there are people, each having their own take on things.

  16. Load 15 more comments. | Load the rest (46).