Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 6 years ago

    Now THIS is profound!

  2. The J.A.M.

    The J.A.M. said, over 6 years ago

    [facepalm]

  3. Wenthral

    Wenthral said, over 6 years ago

    Personally I think they ran it out what 3000 years and than said to hell with it, who cares.

  4. ejcapulet

    ejcapulet said, over 6 years ago

    So it’s sort of like Maya2K?

  5. darkwraith

    darkwraith said, over 6 years ago

    Now that I know this, there is no need for me to ever see the movie.

  6. marjancek

    marjancek said, over 6 years ago

    Actually, the Mayans don’t predict the end of the world on 2012, but the end of an “era”, whatever that means. They would start counting from zero again. And by the way, the Mayans so a couple these eras without ending the world.

  7. nonsequitous

    nonsequitous said, over 6 years ago

    ”Jon’s remark has been deleted….it was not that bad” - pearlandpeach

    I took it down, because I completely misunderstood your comment - I’m a little peckish lately - doesn’t take many Self Appointed Moderators to ruin the fun in ToonTown, some of whom have come at me for being unfunny and off topic (as though satireless criticisms of others’ posts are ever either).

    I just quietly deleted it, didn’t want to make any further fuss about it (frankly, I was embarrassed), but since it was noticed, my apologies for taking it out on you, Ms. Pear Landpeach. What a wonderful name.

    Are you any relation to that Mr. Landshark that starred on SNL many years ago? He was a funny guy - or gal, I don’t want to be sexist here, but with fishies, it’s hard to tell, and honestly, with a big hungry shark, who wants to get close enough to … well, let’s just talk about something else, shall we?

    How about that Danae, what a scamp, eh? I bet none of the boys at school ever dares tell her she’s not funny …

  8. nonsequitous

    nonsequitous said, over 6 years ago

    Now that I know this, there is no need for me to ever see the movie

    The FX in the movie are way better. Wiley can blame his boss for the lack of a sufficient budget for that, and I’m sure we’ll all be polite enough to nod our heads in willing suspension of disbelief, even though some of us are a tad bit disgruntled at not making the Final Four in the Great Sandwich Board Giveaway * mumble * not naming any names here * mumble *

    But really now - the final entries (entrees?) are great, fantastic, no sour grapes here, but this was the weiner, ah, winner

    Today’s Special Long Pork Supplies are limited So hurry in now

    Too arcane? Too not a one-liner, won’t fit the voting machine? Sigh. The social retards who write the voting software truly are running the world

    Danae, Lucy, run off to Tabongo Bongo Island with me.

    If I had a boat I’d go out on the ocean And if I had a pony I’d ride him on my boat And we could all together Go out on the ocean Me upon my pony on my boat – Lyle Lovett

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_W18CWypE

    — Long pork with sour grapes and weiners - cuisine cordon bleu or I’ll eat my sandwich board

  9. ARF2

    ARF2 said, over 6 years ago

    The yahoos claim that 21 Dec, 2012, the winter solstice, is the end of the Maya Long count, and marks the end of the world.

    They are wrong. It’s Day Zero, the first day of the next Long Count, and the Maya astronomers calculated events that will happen well after that date.

    Had they really thought the world would end, there would be no point in doing all that math.

    But Maya equivalent of the Y2K panic is still good for laughs.

  10. Carmy

    Carmy said, over 6 years ago

    Sounds good to me. I love desk calendars!

  11. wittyvegan

    wittyvegan said, over 6 years ago

    Oh great! Now I will have to do my christmas shopping 2012 but the world will end before I can enjoy my holidays. Talking about poor timing.

  12. BugsyMaroon

    BugsyMaroon said, over 6 years ago

    Tech tip: you can probably vote for yourself repeatedly by signing up with a gazillion gocomics accounts with a gazillion hotmail email accounts, or just deleting your gocomics.com cookie each time

    “But that would be wrong!” - Pres. Nixon, speaking clearly and distinctly, directly into his desk lamp. - President Richard M. Nixon’s White House Tapes

    Cheers, Abbie Hoffman Author, Steal This Runoff

  13. BugsyMaroon

    BugsyMaroon said, over 6 years ago

    Had they really thought the world would end, there would be no point in doing all that math.

    You obviously don’t know any math geeks.

  14. odog2010

    odog2010 said, over 6 years ago

    “why is everyone so afraid of Mayan calendar predictions? they certainly failed to predict that they’d die out in the 9th century” - Stephen Colbert

  15. Tanya

    Tanya said, over 6 years ago

    2012 the movie was really good… Action eye candy… :)

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