Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Non Sequitur

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  1. madKanga

    madKanga said, over 5 years ago

    And women do not do this? as in: Him: “But I don’t understand, what did I do wrong?” Her: “If you don’t know, I am not going to tell you!”

  2. LordDogmore

    LordDogmore said, over 5 years ago

    Yea but whose working like a slave to PAY for it all?

  3. dhubb

    dhubb said, over 5 years ago

    Can’t she go to the mall tomorrow?

  4. grazer

    grazer said, over 5 years ago

    Whoa—if she doesn’t give a hoot about his golf game why must he accompany her to the mall??

    ~Probably something to do with satire I’ll bet.

  5. ejcapulet

    ejcapulet said, over 5 years ago

    Ain’t that the truth - men are pretty easy to understand. Sort of like mid-range calculators: they function very well for what they’re intended to do and don’t require much maintenance but they only do one thing at a time. Women are more like computers; hopelessly complicated, capable of multi-tasking, but only a trained professional understands them.

  6. madKanga

    madKanga said, over 5 years ago

    @ejcapulet - and not even they really have a clue!

  7. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, over 5 years ago

    ROFLMAO

  8. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 5 years ago

    Men have spent thousands of years making life so easy that we’re not necessary any more.

    And why? To impress our girlfriends ,of course!

    In a hundred years, we’ll be lucky if they keep us as pets.

  9. Avolunteer

    Avolunteer GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Most women do NOT want to take their husbands/other halves to the mall. They usually get themselves into trouble much like a 3 year old…. In truth, I would never have my husband take me shopping if he had the opportunity to play (golf, or some other sport); he gets so little time off work as it is. Besides I can drive and have two healthy legs to walk with! Have to love the shadow though!

  10. halavana

    halavana said, over 5 years ago

    Little does he know, they’re going to the mall to buy him a new pair of golf shoes…

  11. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    The phrase “I’d rather be Golfing” can be associated with so many activities. Working and going to the mall with the wife rank right up there.

  12. GuntotingLiberal

    GuntotingLiberal said, over 5 years ago

    Women are easy to understand, and even easier to make happy. Men just never learn how to factor in hormone roulette or do the dodge. For example:

    Woman: Honey, do these pants make my butt look big? Man: Baby, those pants are old and out of style. Here, take my credit card and go treat yourself to a new pair of jeans and maybe something sexy from Victoria’s Secret. You can model it for me later. (Woman leaves to go to mall, man goes and plays golf)

    This is what we in the know call the win-win scenario ;)

  13. steverino

    steverino said, over 5 years ago

    The Difference Between Men And Women:

    http://www.shinndig.com/men-women.htm

  14. GrinsToYa

    GrinsToYa said, over 5 years ago

    Women say they want us to be honest and truthful… lol… yeah right.

  15. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, over 5 years ago

    I think every mall should have a hardware store, a sports store, and a bar. If you really want to get the wives out fast, make it a strip bar

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