Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

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  1. ayln

    ayln said, 10 months ago

    i wonder why people think that layoffs will increase sales.

    It will decrease the overheads but profitability is much more complex than that.. especially with all the white elephants around.

  2. Jackone

    Jackone said, 10 months ago

    the layoffs should start at the top and trickle down instead of being the other way around.

  3. steverino

    steverino said, 10 months ago

    At my previous job, the pres. announced with great fanfare how much money they’d saved by laying off all the salesmen! (Then they fired me and hired a cheaper replacement).

  4. GuntotingLiberal

    GuntotingLiberal said, 10 months ago

    I’m glad I work for government. Not only do I not have to worry about being laid off by idiots who have no concept of how their actions are going to affect the company in a few months (much less a year), I found out today that my bosses are doing their part to stimulate the economy by hiring me an assistant.

  5. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 10 months ago

    It looks like newspapers on paper are heading the way of the dodo, the buggy whip, and the 45 RPM record. On the other hand, people have been predicting the demise of printed books for about 20 years and that just ain’t a-happening. To be continued.

  6. Jinxo56

    Jinxo56 said, 10 months ago

    Gee, what an original idea. Bill Watterson did almost the same gag in Calvin and Hobbes years ago.

  7. mcduffy322432

    mcduffy322432 said, 10 months ago

    Well, with the increasing sales of Kindles and other electronic book readers, newspaper and book sales MAY start to decline more.

  8. somewhereintime

    somewhereintime said, 10 months ago

    mcduffy322432 says:

    Well, with the increasing sales of Kindles and other electronic book readers, newspaper and book sales MAY start to decline more.

    I’m sure it has affected sales, but I like reading in a chair, in bed, etc. I find it very hard on my eyes to read off a lit screen.

    Newspaper stories are relatively short, so, no prob there. I think they can survive just fine online with sponsors still and people advertising in classifieds. However, their pea brained CEOs are going to have to come to terms with the idea that they need the writers!!!

  9. converses

    converses said, 10 months ago

    maybe they should ask editors to DO THEIR JOB and EDIT! how many silly spelling errors do you count - even in an online edition of a paper because someone didn’t proofread or hit spell check?

  10. lincolnhyde

    lincolnhyde said, 10 months ago

    @somewhereintime - actually, the Kindle does not have a lit screen - reading one is very much like reading a large paperback.

  11. attyush

    attyush said, 10 months ago

    Q. Why does an elephant use its trunk as a bookmark?
    A. That way it always nose where it stopped reading.

    Haw haw haw haw…

  12. Jello-08

    Jello-08 said, 10 months ago

    It’s kinda funny since our local newspaper just layed off a bunch of employees.

  13. Supercool

    Supercool said, 10 months ago

    although often similar, this is much too blatant of a C&H rip-off. I will laugh, but I’ll hate every moment of the enjoyment.

  14. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 10 months ago

    Calvin has a toy plane on his dresser you could sell. Threaten him with a sloppy kiss and he’ll run away long enough for you to grab it.