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Mar 31, 2006
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Lucy: Wow... your religion comes with a guarantee? Danae: Yep. For the $100 membership fee, you get this special certificate for automatic entry into heaven, no matter what you've done, or your money back! Lucy: What if I don't have $100? Danae: Well... there's the lifetime sweat equity plan, but it's not as holy as cash.
Apr 2, 2006
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