Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2006
Transcript:
Lucy: Wow... your religion comes with a guarantee? Danae: Yep. For the $100 membership fee, you get this special certificate for automatic entry into heaven, no matter what you've done, or your money back! Lucy: What if I don't have $100? Danae: Well... there's the lifetime sweat equity plan, but it's not as holy as cash.
Non-Sequitur is a lot like the comic strip Agnes. Danae and Agnes have similar personalities, and each have best friends that they spend all their time with. Danae has Lucy and Agnes has Trout.