Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 09, 2005

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Danae: Do you think the ice is thick enough for skating yet? Lucy: Gee, I dunno Danae: What do you mean you don't know, fuzz-butt? You're a horse! I thought you guys knew this sort of stuff by instinct... Lucy: Oh, really, hemlmet-head? When was the last time you saw a horse on ice skates? Kate: Well, we could try using the Yugoslavian ice testing method Danae: Uh...what test is that, Kate? Kate: The principle of ice mass and density was developed in the 18th century by professor Furst at the University of Belgrade. To this day it's still the most accurate method. First, put on your skates... Danae: Cool! So does everyone who lives in a cold climate know about this method? Kate: Oh, sure...but it's commonly known today by a slang term in honor of Dr. Furst and his homeland... Kate: ...Yugo Furst Lucy: Oooh, that was a long way to go...