Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 30, 2003
Transcript:
Pilgrim: Uh... want to join us for dinner? Indian: might as well. Indian: Let's give thanks for horses! Pilgirm: Yes! They're all better than us. Danae: I guess it wouldn't be a real american holiday without a little revisionist history. Lucy: Wow, what a coincidence! That's what we call your version. The pilgrims and Indians were wary of each other, both assuming the worst of the other. War was inevitable. Realizing they'd be caught in the middle, the horses from both camps got together and devised a simple plan... they disappeared! The horses left a note behind at each camp informing the people they wouldn't return until the pilgrims and indians worked out their differences. Being completely dependent on horses for survival, the poeple had no choice...