Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 03, 2002
Transcript:
Joe: Uh...who's that boy hanging out in our front yard, Danae? Danae: That would be Jeffrey, my not-so-secret admirer. Joe: Not interested, eh? Danae: Well, I like having boys like me and buying me stuff, but I don't like having to like them back, as it conflicts with my core belief that boys are stinky rock-heads. So having to feign just enough interest in their mere existence to keep the goodies flowing is exhausting. But I'm assuming that will all change when I get older...right? Joe: ...Then my entire love life flashed before my eyes.
Okay, Danae just got even more awesome.