Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 23, 2001
Transcript:
Woman 1: Oooh.. my fortune cookie says, 'true wealth is your health' Woman 2: Oh, my that's so true! Obviosman: Sigh.. this is a job for.... Woman 2: Gasp! Woman 1: Mercy me! Obviousman: Pay attention, you retrogressive romantics! That's not a fortune, it's a statement... a homily of such generic proportions that it's redered meaningless! Calling is a 'fortune' cookie is as empty as it's nutritional value!! Woman 2: Oh, I feel like such a ninny. Obviousman: A real fortune cookie would make a prediction about your immediate future by saying something like, um.. like... Voice: ...Like your butt is going to hit the bricks in about 2 seconds? Obviousman: Yes... now that's telling a fort... une.Voices: Oh, you're good! can you tell my fortune? Yes, you will be happy to leave a big tip.