Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2001
Transcript:
Ken: Hark...the plaintive wail of a damsel in distress! I must save her from whatever quanadry bedevils her, no matter how trivial! Her only hope is that I make a reckless rescue attempt and bungee my way into her helpless heart! Oh no!! My testosterone-induced impetuosity has caused a grievous error in my calculations! I will now plummet to a grizzly, untimely demise...oh, woe is me... Woman: Sheesh. Boys sure are dopey. Woman 2: Yeah...and their heads pop off too easily. Joe: Another one? Why is it every time you play barbies, it's only the Ken doll that gets broken, Danae? Danae: My theory is genetic defect.