Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 05, 2000
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Ton: And now, thoughts from your neighbor...Ned..? Ned: Thanks, Tom. Tom: ...Dan... Ned: Whatever... With the election just two days away, we'll be constantly told that everyone should get out and vote... Bovine Blossoms! Presidential elections are too important to be determined by the clueless airheads who only pick up a newspaper to see where the latest Scharzenegger movie is playing. If you don't know what's going on, Then I say it's your civil duty to keep your ignorant butt on the couch! Man on couch: Right on, Ned-dude! Ned: The voting booth should be designated as an idiot-free zone that's reserved for informed voters only! Back to you pretty-boy... Man at bar: Sing it, brother! Tom: This just in... due to a renewed sense fo civic responsibility in America, a record low voter turnout is predicted for Tuesday's election...