Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 22, 1998
Transcript:
man: Oh, no...I didn't realize how late it was! My wife is going to kill me!! man: Well now, let's take a rational look at your situation here...You're in big trouble right now, and when you get home, there's going to be a lot of unpleasantness, right? man: Right. man: Well, she's going to be just as angry no matter how late you show up, so you might as well stay here and have a good time. man: Why can't women ever grasp the purity of logic in these things? man: Vive la difference, my lawyer always says.
Larry Miller has a wonderful take on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJdzoY-Wsc8