Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 24, 1994
Transcript:
Judgement at happy hour. man: Hi. woman: Mmph. man: I see...You've already determined that I'm too boring. You'll end up going home with some smarmy jerk who will charm you, use you, then dump you. You'll wake up crying and wonder why you never meet any nice guys. Well, I'm right here, right now! woman: Finally! A man who truly understands women! Goodbye.