dtroutma- check the GoComics.com Style Guide for (usually useful) hints.
-thanks to The Old Wolf, fan of Pibgorn
And if you don’t like the above ‘socialist’ aspects of your Government, try the ‘free market’ Fire Department, Police Department and Highway Department. You won’t like it.
You: “My house is on fire!”
FD: “What’s your policy number?”
You: “My policy’s in the house, burning up!”
FD: “Sorry, we can’t help you without a current policy.” (click.)