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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 6 months ago

   Big headline:
   MAN BITES DOG AT FRANKFURTER STAND
   ;-)
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   blunebottle said, 6 months ago

   This is an old Bushmiller-style joke.
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   AshburnStadium said, 6 months ago

   I prefer smoking my leafy, green vegetables! ;-)
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   Josh Lyons said, 6 months ago

   @AshburnStadium

   Yeah, I bet you do!
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   gimmickgenius said, 6 months ago

   Oh my gosh! Guy has reintroduced Fritzi’s old boyfriend, Phil Fumble!
   http://cartoonsnap.com/blogspot/images/ErnieBushmillerFritziRitzComicsfrom1949_D1C1/PhilFumblethinksaboutgirlfriendFritziRitzandherfarmErnieBushmillercartooncomicbookstrip.jpg.jpg
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   gimmickgenius said, 6 months ago

   Better link:
   http://cartoonsnap.blogspot.com/2009/07/ernie-bushmiller-fritzi-ritz-comics.html
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   Iluvnancy said, 6 months ago

   And you watch your punctuation: Eats, shoots, and leaves or describe the diet of a koala: eats shoots and leaves.
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   WaitingMan said, 6 months ago

   If it was me, I’d be running away from the man eating plant.
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   WytZox1 said, 6 months ago

   Reminds me of an old joke —
   SAM: Over at the aquarium I saw a man-eating shark.
   SOL: Nu! Over at the deli I saw a man eating herring.
   _~ ba dump bump _~ ☺☺☺
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    I’ve heard of such advertisements. They will say they did not lie.
11. 

    exturk said, 6 months ago

    Once, on a cruise, a lawyer and his wife fell overboard.
    Sharks circled the wife, but did not attack. Why?
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    exturk said, 6 months ago

    Because they were MAN eating sharks.
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    exturk said, 6 months ago

    And then they circled the lawyer, as witnesses were trying frantically to throw him life preservers and ropes.
    But they did not attack. Why?
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    alexmailer said, 6 months ago

    to exturk professional curtsy
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    exturk said, 6 months ago

    Correct!!
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