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1. 

   Quartermain MILLER said, 5 months ago

   Married I can Always Get??
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   Quartermain MILLER said, 5 months ago

   “I can’t escape from you”. (Artie Shaw)
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   Number Three said, 5 months ago

   Good Luck with that, Jeff!

   LOL… Happy New Year to all of the readers!

   xxx
4. 

   SeaFox10 said, 5 months ago

   Good plan! What about a flak jacket?!
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 5 months ago

   Uh, Jeff—apartments don’t have staircases.
   Unless it’s a duplex.
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   Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 5 months ago

   @SUSAN NEWMAN

   Uh, Susan — why don’t apartment buildings have staircases?

   And what were those things I climbed up and down from the third floor for for four years?
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   jmcx4 said, 5 months ago

   Don’t forget to back your car in the driveway. It may not be a ground floor apt. Maybe the staircase goes down to ground level.
   I’ve schlepped refrigerators up and down those.
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   alleyoops said, 5 months ago

   Maybe y’all should elope.
9. 

   Keeper 98 said, 5 months ago

   Nobody asked me a damn thing when my daughters got married. I found out about the younger one two months after the fact. Times have sure changed.
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 5 months ago

    @Penny Robinson Fan Club

    I don’t think Jeff was talking about the hallway.
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    Number Six said, 5 months ago

    
    “I’m looking forward to popping the balloons in one hour’s time!”
    
    
    
    

    “Happy New Year!”
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    Quartermain MILLER said, 5 months ago

    @Number Six

    happy new year to you and starlet.
13. 

    Bobzilla said, 5 months ago

    I thought he was reckoning what possible direction the old man was going to throw him.
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    SherlockWatson said, 5 months ago

    Also, take note of how the furniture is laid out; you don’t want a sofa blocking your escape route.
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