Monty by Jim Meddick


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  1. tattooedcyberidiot

    tattooedcyberidiot said, over 3 years ago

    You know it’s only the females who suck your blood. Just putting it out there

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Ewww! And yet, I do not feel sorry for Monty. For E.B., maybe (hurry and finish your cherry Pop-Tart, young cybot).

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    And the winner is……

  4. JohnDiFool

    JohnDiFool said, over 3 years ago

    Robots need Pop-Tarts?

  5. Have Mop Will Travel

    Have Mop Will Travel said, over 3 years ago

    One mosquito can’t bite you multiple times like that, but of course then that doesn’t lead to the joke.

  6. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, over 3 years ago

    @Have Mop Will Travel

    Perhaps it was some sort of diabolical, insatiable weremosquito

  7. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 3 years ago

    but she died happy and full by the looks of it’s remains.

  8. wakeangel2001

    wakeangel2001 said, over 3 years ago

    dear god the thing must’ve been the size of a cherry when he got it!

  9. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, over 3 years ago

    In my experience, one mosquito can and DOES bite me many times (until I manage to kill it) and they DO get larger in appearance as they fill with more blood.

    and I KNOW it’s the females (preparing to breed presumably) who bite and leave that nasty afterbite venom that itches. I HATE mosquitos! I had to buy a zapper for indoors for them.

  10. MicroGuy

    MicroGuy said, over 3 years ago

    Nope, you only get a few skeeters with a zapper. You probably get a lot more of the other bugs.
    C)2 generators are OK, but you need to set them AWAY from you. If you set it in your yard, you’re just bringing them in.
    They’re attracted to the color blue, beer drinkers, dirty feet, they love your hands. Pregnant women turn them on too.
    You can wipe yourself down with a dryer sheet, that is supposed to help, and I guess you’d smell good.
    DEET is the best. But you can plant stuff in your yard to help keep them out, like lemon grass I think. Hurts their feet I am told.

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