Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. Suzanne

    Suzanne said, 4 months ago

    We went away for the weekend and were using our new GPS and eventually I told my friend “I turned off the Australian bitch because she was directing us on all the back roads.” I dug out the paper map and a main thoroughfare was 2 blocks north. Still “she” tried to get us to go off the main road. Sigh.

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    Yuck! Don’t do it, Monty! And shame on you, Moondog, for using that vile, orangey, fake crap (well, I take that back; it’s real crap). What are you trying to prove, and to whom?!

  3. tattooedcyberidiot

    tattooedcyberidiot said, 4 months ago

    Please don’t head home guys! Go to vegas, crash the car, pick up a psychopath hitchiker… anything. Just stay away from that stifling suburban setting

  4. Commentator

    Commentator said, 4 months ago

    I love the little details, like Monty wearing nerd clothes, collared shirt & vest, on a vacation road trip. Especially compared to Mooney’s hawaiian shirt.

  5. M2MM

    M2MM said, 4 months ago

    I think Moondog’s going to try to impress Pilsner when he gets home. He’ll lie and say he had a fabulous time and met lots of babes in hopes that Pilsner will believe him (which he won’t.) LOL

  6. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, 4 months ago

    @Suzanne

    You’ve got a GPS with an Australian accent?!
    The ones in Australia have American accents.
    They must have buggered up the shipping.

  7. love of above

    love of above said, 4 months ago

    da tan de man can

  8. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 4 months ago

    …and now you know the reason that tanning salons flourish in Florida.

  9. Dunestrider

    Dunestrider said, 4 months ago

    @tattooedcyberidiot

    I agree! They could tour America, like that old “Route 66” TV show. Except funnier.

  10. Allan

    Allan said, 4 months ago

    @Suzanne

    Settings. You can change the roads she takes you on (I used to set mine to AVOID major thoroughfares … you would too if you hadn’t driven much, and she wanted you to go on a 100km/h road, with 8-10 lanes of traffic!)

  11. Suzanne

    Suzanne said, 4 months ago

    @Ottodesu

    Naw, dh had a choice of voices. He chose Australian over British or American.

  12. Suzanne

    Suzanne said, 4 months ago

    @Allan

    I used to live there. I know the main routes.We were on an obscure street and I needed the map to get to somewhere recognisable. As for advanced programming like avoiding areas, it is still new and this was our first trip with it. Subtleties (sp? lol) still have to be experimented with.

  13. Jimbeauga

    Jimbeauga said, 4 months ago

    @Dunestrider

    Route 66 is indeed very funny now.

  14. jfromlrgo

    jfromlrgo said, 4 months ago

    @Suzanne

    Back when I was delivering furniture the company I worked for spent tens of thousands of dollars for a program from MS that would give us turn by turn directions to the customers houses. By the third day all us trashed them after we left the loading dock.

  15. jfromlrgo

    jfromlrgo said, 4 months ago

    Well no wonder he couldn’t get a tan. The Suncoast is on the other side of the state!

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