Monty by Jim Meddick for June 01, 2005
Transcript:
"In your e-mail you said something was troubling you..." "I...I think I'm being haunted by a ghost..." "Wait...how can a vampire be bothered by a ghost?! You're both scary!" "Actually Lorri, in the history of horror, vampires are often plagued by other monsters." "There's "Dracula vs. Frankenstein" and "the werewolf vs. the vampire woman" and..." "It's sad how our modern education system short-changes students on such basic, fundamental knowledge..."