Monty by Jim Meddick for May 31, 2005

Transcript:

"I don't care if your friend is a nerd vampire...he still lives off the blood of the living..." "No! Dwayne doesn't feed on human blood! dwayne's a vegetarian vampire..." "A vegetarian vampire?!" "No blood from any humans or animals. Just fish." "Oh yeah. You shold see him suck those condiment packages at hardees..." "And...of course...ketchup..."