Monty by Jim Meddick for October 29, 2003
Transcript:
"So...everyone's going to the big Halloween party...fine!" "Barnabus and I are gonna just hang in th' coffin, catch some TV and..." "Hey...what? Barn! What're you doing? Hey!" "Stay, Barnabus! Wander not! I command thee to lounge here upon my lap and..." "Actually, my vampiric-hypno powers work a lot better on dogs..."
How about on werewolves — they’re just like dogs, right?