Monty by Jim Meddick for October 30, 2003
Transcript:
"C'mon, Dwayne...this is your last chance to get a ride to th'party..." "No. I told you, I'm not going..." "Hey, c'mon! I'm double parked out here!" "Oh, that's nice! Glow-in-the-dark teeth! Real sensitive! And a wooden stake...how hilarious!" "Suddenly, I'm glad I left my box of Count Chocula in the car..." "So?...what's next? are you going to invite an African-American friend to an Al Jolson retrospective?"
God these days poor moondog would get “cancelled” for “cultural appropriation” or some such cr@p