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   Radish said, 3 months ago

   Must like red shoes and gold rings.
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   Kylie2112 said, 3 months ago

   “Must be willing to live in opulance and preside over a congregation where 50% are poor Africans and Latin Americans, and not see the irony.”
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   ansonia said, 3 months ago

   @Kylie2112

   sort of sounds like the First Lady, taking multi-million dollar vacations
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   Dycel said, 3 months ago

   @ansonia

   Just like GW’s multimillion dollar vacations to herd tumbleweeds?
   Again with the faux noise lil orphen ansy, back on the bus with you your admirer’s are waiting at the back if the bus.
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   apfelzra said, 3 months ago

   It seems like as good a qualification as anything else the cardinals can come up with.
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   Stipple said, 3 months ago

   Kinda like secular governments, promotions are not based on merit.
   It always comes down to who you know.
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   fritzoid said, 3 months ago

   From The Onion:
   Poll: 99% Of Human Beings Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope
   Ahead of the College of Cardinals’ upcoming conclave to select a new pope, a Gallup poll conducted this week found that 99 percent of the global population would prefer that the next head of the Roman Catholic Church be a large, slobbery hound dog with big, saggy jowls. “When presented with a variety of options, respondents across all demographics were nearly unanimous in voicing their preference that Vatican ceremonies, including Easter and Christmas masses, be presided over by a droopy-eyed basset hound with a big, tall pope hat sitting atop his floppy ol’ ears,” said pollster Diane Warnell, who noted that well over 9 out of 10 of those surveyed, including Catholics, expressed a strong desire to see a ceremonially clad dog pontiff roll around on his back in St. Peter’s Basilica, bark to a large crowd of worshippers from a Vatican balcony, or place his front paws up on a table and steal a ham sandwich right off of someone’s plate.
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   Uncle Joe said, 3 months ago

   @ansonia

   “sort of sounds like the First Lady, taking multi-million dollar vacations”
   
   Yeah, that Laura Bush sure knew how to have a good time on the taxpayer dime.
   
   Her first foreign foray was a ten-day trip to Paris, Budapest and Prague in 2002 with daughter Jenna, who was then 20.
   
   The White House made sure Laura Bush had at least one “official” event in each city, but she and Jenna spent the bulk of their time at each locale shopping and taking in the sights.
   
   Then there were the annual trips to Yosemite with her friends, courtesy of the U.S. Air Force, not to mention the African safaris…
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   Rockngolfer said, 3 months ago

   @fritzoid

   “From The Onion:
   Poll: 99% Of Human Beings Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope”
   That reminded me of Yellow Dog Democrats, who think that a yellow cur dog could do a better job than any Republican.
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    wmconelly said, 3 months ago

    Must like young people, specifically BOYS.
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    fritzoid said, 3 months ago

    @Rockngolfer

    Yellow Dog voters seem to end up electing Blue Dog candidates, though…
    

    
    I think they should elect Daniel Day Lewis to be the next Pope. No doubt he could could make us believe the office is important, relevant, and dignified. Given that he’d likely insist on staying “in character” outside of working hours, though, his wife might find it a challenge to be accommodating…
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    pirate227 said, 3 months ago

    Must enable pedophiles…
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    omQ R said, 3 months ago

    @fritzoid

    :-)
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    d_legendary1 said, 3 months ago

    If God’s priority is dogs and not pedophiles then we’re already doomed.
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