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Matt Wuerker

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Dec 1, 2011
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Never Ever raise taxes*  (*unless they are payroll taxes)
Marriage is sacred* (*unless Newt needs another divorce)
Big Govt is bad* (*except the military part)
Defend the family* (*unless they're illegal immigrants) 
Get gov't off our backs* (*and into our uteruses) 
Be Civil* (*unless you're Rush or Ann Coulter) 
*The principled pachyderm
Dec 6, 2011
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