Matt Wuerker for December 02, 2011
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Never Ever raise taxes* (*unless they are payroll taxes) Marriage is sacred* (*unless Newt needs another divorce) Big Govt is bad* (*except the military part) Defend the family* (*unless they're illegal immigrants) Get gov't off our backs* (*and into our uteruses) Be Civil* (*unless you're Rush or Ann Coulter) *The principled pachyderm
Prof_Bleen over 12 years ago
Thanks, Mr. Wuerker, for the homage to George Carlin.
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
Great cartoon.
grayhares01 over 12 years ago
I’m not sure whether you’re talking about the repubs or the demos.
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Since Obama took more corporate money than any president in history, the left uses the new black panthers to intimidate voters, the left Isn’t voting any less military money, and they only apply the constitution when they feel like it as well…
ARodney over 12 years ago
Gray, you are spouting nonsense. There are no “new black panthers,” that’s just a Fox News clip of a one-time non-event that the Bush justice department looked into and found empty. There is a concerted effort to disenfranchise Americans coming from the right, though it’s been rolled back by good citizens where ever it’s been challenged. And all of the cartoons other bullet points, and Eryx’s bullet points, are based on GOP transgressions.
William Bednar Premium Member over 12 years ago
Kudos to Eryx!
tcity over 12 years ago
13 fails.
yatman over 12 years ago
Nice going, Eryx. Better than Wuerker’s.
Gerald Henley over 12 years ago
@lance crowWell said! Seems like most people reading this cartoon watch only the lame stream media or went to a college where they are indoctrinated by the liberal professors who teach because they can’t perform in the real world. Just look at Obama’s policies championed by these so called experts. Everyone of them has failed to reverse the economy and after they leave the administration they admit that the policies are failures.
Yes there is a new black panther party and yes they did intimidate voters. They were not prosecuted by Eric Holder and the Obama Justice department because voter intimidation can only be against minorities not whites (according to Holder).
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Gouging Outrageous hyPocrisy. Definitely NOT the party of Eisenhower’s day, or even Nixon’s (Clean Air Act, NEPA, Clean Water Act, ESA). It wasn’t so much “the Great Communicator”, so much as the “great thieves” acting under him who changed things. Wuerker still understates the problem and hypocrisy behind the current crew.
agate1 over 12 years ago
Funny the Republicans last night voted to keep taxes down for millionaires,but expanded and increased taxes for the rest of Americans. The Democrats voted the other way. So Lance, unless you’re a millionaire,you are a dupe.
cainmustwin over 12 years ago
so, so true.
Yontrop over 12 years ago
ZIT has no arguments, just talking points.
pirate227 over 12 years ago
Matt has captured the essence of the GOP, hypocrisy at a whole other level.
eepatt over 12 years ago
@ghenley: “lamestream media?” “liberal professors?” Do you mean the media owned by large corporations—GE, Sony, and Disney? Or Faux? Those media outlets tell us only what the corporations want us to hear and there ain’t none of ‘em liberal! Faux tells us what Rupert wants us to hear, but then calls the other corporate media outlets “liberal.”University professors are educated and they believe in science and logic, so they generally do disagree with science deniers. And Obama’s policies are failures? Sure, because the implementation of his policies has been blocked by republicans who have vowed to make his presidency fail, even when it means scrsewing the future of our entire country. Since you wish us to consider voter intimidation, why don’t you tell us why every repub governor recently elected has tried to pass legislation liimiting people’s access to voting? Remember all the repub noise in the Bush admin about alleged voter fraud? It turned out to be all noise and no fraud. You are so seriously slanted and underinformed.
decimuscaelius over 12 years ago
and the democrats are no better. this decade will see the rise of a powerful working class movement with our own institutions, including a labor party and one big solidarity union! hold on to your seats, folks!
agate1 over 12 years ago
10,000 USELESS COMMENTS and growing.
leweclectic over 12 years ago
So, “Squealer” still puts out the Propaganda for the Pigs but, who will be their next Napoleon or Snowball?
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Hmmm, Faux and Disney, two obviously “left wing” sources.
ARodney over 12 years ago
ghenley, check up on the “New Black Panthers” anywhere you like — politicfact, factcheck, or even Wikipedia. The charges were dropped before Eric Holder even tok office, and because no voter could be found who was intimidated. On the converse, I CAN tell you the names of quite a few legitimate citizens who were blocked by voting by Republican voter suppression.
agate1 over 12 years ago
Funny you missed the truthful comment above about Republicans blocking fair taxation of the rich. You support them,so you agree to that transgression. Silly.
grayhares01 over 12 years ago
Middle Class American in 1911: See that millionaire? I want to be just like him. I’m going to do everything in my power to be more like him.
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Middle Class American in 2011: See that millionaire? He should be just like me. I’m going to do everything in my power to make him more like me.
Caroll Huffman Premium Member over 12 years ago
d_legendary1 over 12 years ago
@Grandpacontinuestobewrong
According to the Washington Post, “Filed weeks before the Obama administration took office, the case focused on two party members who stood in front of a polling place in Philadelphia on Election Day 2008, one carrying a nightstick. The men were captured on video and were accused of trying to discourage some people from voting.”
From various sources I also found out that this was in a predominatly African American neighborhood and that NO VOTERS felt intimidated, thus forcing the DOJ to drop the suite (no victims, no crime). The only ones calling for the a case to go foward were right wing crazies who then went on tour with McCain-Palin promoting the candidates they served. This is the same thing with that pimp video that Not-so-breightbart was pushing: propaganda.
Ronald Johnson over 12 years ago
What is the difference between the “principled Conservative Republicans” who are shown to both “represent the 1%” on Wall Street and “lower taxes on the rich” and want to cut the deficit and the budget but not the Defense budget and who call themselves “compassionate conservatives” but show no compassion to the welfare recipients and children and seniors on health-care and those of the long-ago Pharissees mentioned in Matthew Chapter 23 in the Bible ? Nothing !