Matt Bors for May 26, 2015
May 19, 2015
June 02, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Facts! Reason! Logic! Doctor: What's his deal? Nurse: Nervous breakdown. He was arguing online when he got caught in a condescension loop. Man: Use your brain! Learn to think! Doctor: Interesting. Yet we too must use our powers of reason to arrive at a proper course of treatment. Nurse: Indeed. Ironic. Man: No, YOU'RE the racist! Doctor: I suggest we punch his face. Nurse: Waaay ahead of you.
To Paraphrase Robert Heinlein:.
“The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "No, You’re the Racist- " is to place a period after the word “Racist.” Don’t use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love