Jun 6, 2014
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Oh, cool! 275 soldiers are headed BACK to Iraq. 
President Barack Obama: That is the precise number we need to win for real this time. Just trust me. 
#1 DAD
This is it. 275 more soldiers and we can put this whole thing behind us. Again. 
Military Officer: This mission is about to get accomplished-er! 
This will be a limited engagement - over very quickly. 
Solider #1: The whole thing will pay for itself! 
Soldier #2: Probably they will throw rose petals, I bet. 
Once they leave we'll - 
Politician #1: LEAVE?!
Politician #2: But we're THIS CLOSE to more winning!
Jun 20, 2014
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