Matt Bors by Matt Bors

Matt Bors

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  1. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, over 2 years ago

    Hopefully that senile Hillary “Tammy Wynette” Clinton will have called it quits by then.

  2. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, over 2 years ago

    Getting her off of the ticket won’t inch Cardinal Rick ‘Frothy’ Santorum, Paul ‘Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver’ Ryan, Scott ‘Wholly Owned Koch Brothers Subsidiary’ Walker, Newt ‘Serial Adulterer’ Gingrich or Chris ‘No Clever Nickname’ Christie any closer to the White House.

  3. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I predict that the only accurate and useful information will be the side effect disclaimers on the commercials for pharmaceutical remedies aired during coverage of Which Finger Will You Pull : 2016. And then, only because of regulations and fear of litigation. But imagine if we could sue candidates for false advertising or incompetence after the fact of the election. And imagine if the caring and tolerant all-embracing multi-cultural coexistence purveyors (present correspondent not being an example of such in this instance) were not adding their venom to the discussion to stir up ill will at every turn against their own professed beliefs. The war is over, if they want it, ya know? IQ isn’t everything, though. Snakes and turtles will flee earthquakes and tsunamis well ahead of their more intelligent neighbors, but cannot put two words together or tell a thumb tack from a jack hammer.

  4. Jase99

    Jase99 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago


    “Hopefully that senile Hillary “Tammy Wynette” Clinton will have called it quits by then.”

    She did what every politician’s wife is expected to do when her husband is roiled in a scandal. The odd woman out in that respect was Mark Sandford’s now ex-wife. Seeing as how she felt the need to put a restraining order against him, I think she can be excused for not standing by him.

  5. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 2 years ago

    Unless the Democrat pendulium somehow manages to get unstuck from swinging Left and they start to help undo some of the disasters they’ve caused since Obama got elected, they are doomed in 2014 and 2016…

  6. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I like the Aaron Brown pseudo-thoughtful pose in the last frame.

    I really miss him. He was an awesome talking head pretending to be circumspect during the propaganda campaign to invade Iraq. One of my favorite liars.

  7. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, over 2 years ago

    I miss the days when news organizations were more independent, had better budgets, and were more interested in getting the facts out than sensationalism.
    Oh well.

  8. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 2 years ago

    Democrats since they are the obstructionists to the economy through increased taxes and regulation.

  9. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, over 2 years ago

    “Welcome to Fluffpiece, your daily timewaster telling you absolutely nothing while looking intent and serious. Hey, we have 20 minutes worth of news, and we’re on for 24 hours.”

    “Tonight’s forecast: Dark. Continued mostly dark throughout the night, changing to widely scattered light in the morning.” (Thanks, Mr. Carlin)

    “And in sports, we predict that the score before the game will be nothing to nothing.”

  10. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, over 2 years ago

    There are other parties out there, but the corporate “news” isn’t permitted to mention them except by the deceptive term, “Independents”. If people realized there were a wide variety of alternatives, we might stop the slide into the military/industrial junta ruling the country rather than the people.

  11. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 2 years ago

    Nothing new in that article. Economists on the Left like Naomi Kline have argued for dispossessing people of wealth and property as a means of getting them to vote for Progressives (Left leaning Democrats in this case) for decades.
    Not a very good strategy from the point of view of individuals but it is a good political strategy for those wanting Leftist big govenment and a massive welfare state that keeps people from being able to get out of poverty.

  12. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, over 2 years ago

    ….Clinton will slam the NeoCons down so bad next election, it’ll be too funny!

  13. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Since I never watch political commentary on television, I fear that my opinion would be as uninformed as one commenting on talk radio with only the opinions of others from which to inform their beliefs. Or perhaps a devotee of any political theology who defends their faith by sword and fire while never having studied the opposing ideologies with serious intent to comprehend.

  14. warjoski

    warjoski GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Respectful Troll

    Such a time ever existed?

  15. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago


    But you got a promise and a loving glance and a pat on the head. What more could you ask from an absentee parent? Rest assured that the support checks are in the mail somewhere and they will be there for the Christmas Pageant unless the meeting at the bar goes long.

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