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Sep 11, 2013
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How's Bombing Syria Going To Work Out? 
Tomahawk missiles unite sects into Jeffersonian democracy, Damascus hosts 2024 Olympics. 
GREAT! 
OK, so we have killed a few kids and a janitor - NOT A BIG DEAL. 
Al-Qaida fills power vacuum, is SO crazy. 
Terrorist: Death to croissants! 
Israel and Iran turn region into uninhabitable wasteland for 13 generations. 
WORLD WAR III
President Barack Obama: Ooops.
Sep 18, 2013
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