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Matt Bors

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  1. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    It’s all good. The goal seems to be world peace through global domination of all peoples by a benevolent Socialist state. These little shakeups are then just part of the necessary work of demolition of the existing world order and capitalist economic system, which must be done to provide a suitable foundation for the Glorious United World, which will last for one thousand years in peace and plenty for all. I think that may be why Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama are worthy of a Peace Prize, for being instrumental in breaking down an impediment to global socialism, a strong and independent United States. I’m sure that any global Socialist government will easily handle the problem of Jihad in short order, once they are no longer useful.

  2. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    but but it will be a little fireworks Obama plans to set off if he can just get R political cover to blame.

  3. Enoki

    Enoki said, 12 months ago

    When gangsters do drive by shootings usually only the innocent die…

    When a US President does drive by shootings (using Tomahawks of course…) usually only the innocent die….

    Is there a connection there…?

  4. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    We’ve been trying to bomb people into loving us for decades. Hasn’t worked yet… but it’s made some people very rich, which is apparently just as good.

  5. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    Get back to me in thirty years and we can compare the two more properly. If you get sent to a camp or caught in a dissident outbreak or social readjustment in the meantime, or I do, well, we can write it off as inconclusive.

  6. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, 12 months ago

    I don’t get the thing with the croissants, but okay, maybe i missed something in my daily AQ briefing… Anyway: the U.S. military KNEW that Pearl Harbor was coming, by intercepts and radar, and they did NOTHING because they NEEDED a way to enter WW2. And don’t get me started about the “Gulf of Tonkin Resolution”! Even IF President Obama would make a mistake by saving millions of men, women and children he would do it FOR THE RIGHT REASON, compared to those two wars!

  7. Ruff

    Ruff GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    The croissant resembles the Islamic crescent, and is banned by the fundamentalists.

  8. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    Can I get a pat of butter, or would that look too much like a star?

  9. Newenglandah

    Newenglandah said, 12 months ago

    Yahoo this morning has reported that a deal has been struck with Russia regarding Syria’s chemical weapons. President Obama has shown considerable skill in the language of diplomacy, while John Kerry is shaping up as one of the most successful Secretaries of State in US history. I had my doubts about the president’s handling of the Syria situation early on; now we can see how brilliant his plan was. Kudos to both Obama and Kerry.

  10. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    Probably more butter than I needed, but thank you.

  11. Newenglandah

    Newenglandah said, 12 months ago

    @Bud Borchert

    Apparently so: Assad has agreed to give up chemical weapons, has signed on to the international chemical weapons treaty, an agreement has been reached between the US and Russia, and not one young American has been put in harm’s way.

  12. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @Bud Borchert

    Of course he does. It is the rest of us who are left in the dark because nobody would have voted for him had he been honest about his intended ends and the means whereby they would be achieved. Deception is pretty much a standard campaign practice.

  13. Rymlianin

    Rymlianin said, 11 months ago

    The only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is in their campaign promises. Once they are in power they are both the same party.

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