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Oct 3, 2012
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FIELD REPORT - at 04:00 hours, Seal Team 6 engaged subersives at 123 Sesame Street in OPERATION: IRON AUSTERITY. 
A precision drone strike on the 47% mooch, Oscar the Grouch, also claimed the life of ELMO, who playfully remarked, "That tickled" before succumbing to his wounds. 
Our high-value target, The Count, has been detained where he can no longer punch holes in our budget math. 
The Count: Five! Five trillion new tax cuts!? 
GITMO
Mitt Romney: I like being able to fire Muppets.
Oct 10, 2012
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