Jun 29, 2011
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Some Americans are resorting to crime in order to receive free health care in prison. 
Inmate #1: What're you in for? 
Inmate #2: Back pain, mostly. 
And with the job market the way it is, why not live rent-free for a few years? 
Inmate #3: I was paying $1,200 a month for this in Frisco - and my roommate was scarier. 
The prison system is the last place the unemployed can go to live the American dream. 
Book learnin' 
Gym membership 
Recommended daily intake of vegetables
Guard: Sure, it's overcrowded. That's because it's so darn popular! 
PRISON: the secret's out
Jul 4, 2011
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