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Apr 6, 2009
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Millions of Americans are suffering from PARTISAN CIVIL LIBERTIES DISORDER
Man: Nasty little disease. 
Man: I was a Bush apologist for eight years. Now I'm scared of Obama's executive powers. 
AMMO AMMO
Woman: I hounded Bush non-stop, but I couldn't care less about Obama keeping Bagram prison open. 
PCLD affects the logic center of Americans' brains, causing them to go easy on politicians they voted for. 
The good news is, IT'S TREATABLE...
With the CONSTITUTION. 
Man: Available on Wikipedia! 
Apply daily to any administration. 
5 out of 5 silhouetted couples on a beach recommend it! 
Side effects may include consistency, the rule of law and being principled.
Apr 10, 2009
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