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Jul 14, 2008
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John McCain's chief economic advisor says that money woes are all in your head - it's a "MENTAL RECESSION."
Man: I need self help. 
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DEEPAK CHOPRA
Recession Buster! 
In his 121st bestseller, Chopra shows us the path to ECONOMIC ENLIGHTENMENT! 
Happy Thoughts 
The New Age Stock Exchange
Deepak Chopra
30% off on Amazon! 
The housing market isn't collapsing due to market forces - it's the mind-body-quantum fluctuations of WORRYWARTS!
Jobs
Oil
Balding
Bad vibes!
Deepak Chopra: Lenders need a HOLISTIC bailout. Send them some POSITIVE ENERGY with your next mortgage payment! 
Stay Calm, I'm Not A Muslim.
Fortune favors the jolly!
Man: So pull your mind - and our stock price - out of the gutter, Mr. Grumpy Pants!
NEXT: Trickle down karmanomics!
Jul 18, 2008
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