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Matt Bors

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Jul 9, 2008
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Obama's faithful supporters, the Care Bears, spread hope and cheer all year. But now they're bummed by his move to the center. 
Pink Care Bear: I thought he transcended politics...race...gender...
Orange Care Bear: CARBON-BASED LIFE FORMS! 
HOPE
Barack Obama: I'm BLACK, you idiots! Forget CHANGE! I've got to appeal to rednecks if I want to win! 
And so the new street team is introduced to get out the vote. 
Barack Obama: FLAG BEAR! FAITH BEAR! And BEAR ARMS BEAR! 
But imitating the right wing never works on folks who want the real thing. 
Man: Honey, there's a GAY BEAR with a GUN at the door. 
Wife: SHOOT IT IN THE FACE!
Jul 14, 2008
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