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   Brdshtt said, 4 months ago

   Sometimes there is a difference between right and truthful…
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   Technoman said, 4 months ago

   to all but that last one I think. . .
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   legaleagle48 said, 4 months ago

   Run for the hills, Frank. Any man with half a functioning brain cell knows that there’s NO right answer to that deathtrap of a question!
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   Wiselad said, 4 months ago

   yes they make you look FAT, Fabulous And Tantalizing
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   Sportymonk said, 4 months ago

   Pass the Twixt bars. He can have one of mine, I keep a necessary supply always at hand.
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   overtherainbow said, 4 months ago

   I doubt if ANY style of pants could make Nancy look fat, because SHE ISN’T.
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   noahproblem said, 4 months ago

   Luann’s going to have to get off that couch soon – her father’s going to be sleeping on it tonight.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

   Easy answer, “No they make you look svelte.”
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   overtherainbow said, 4 months ago

   Luann’s a brat. Frank told her exactly how she can find the time to do those things she thinks she needs to do. But this is just more of the same behavior from years gone by—she has always spent more time socializing (on the phone especially) than doing her schoolwork or projects or working on her new year’s resolutions or anything else. She’s almost never helped around the house, either. I would never have let a kid (let alone two kids) grow up in my house and never lift a finger to help. That was Frank and Nancy’s fault, though, for not training them to be contributing members of the family. I’m absolutely amazed that Brad’s done so well, considering what a blob he was in the past. Well…maybe there’s hope for Luann yet.
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    Snoopy_Fan said, 4 months ago

    No. Your butt makes your butt look fat…
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    simpsonfan2 said, 4 months ago

    RUN!
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    Fairportfan2 said, 4 months ago

    @legaleagle48

    Jeff Foxworthy’s answer: “Do THESE pants make me look stupid?”
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    kenhense said, 4 months ago

    OMG! Dad gets to be honest! (nancy does not look fat).
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    Ken Warner said, 4 months ago

    Just once, I would like to see some poor dumb slop who is tired of living shout out, “Yes! They make you look FAT!! Everything you WEAR makes you look fat! Because you’re FAT!!!”
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    Mordock999 said, 4 months ago

    You Know, if Somebody, ANYBODY would GRAB then SMASH Luann’s Phone into itty-bitty, nonfunctioning bits, then maybe, just MAYBE, She MIGHT Accomplish Something….,
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