Luann by Greg Evans


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  1. Brdshtt

    Brdshtt GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Luann is so wrapped up in herself…

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    He doesn’t fly the world, not for 200 years, he beams the presents to every house and hovel.

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Absence makes the heart grow fonder. And Luann’s heart for Quill is at its fondest right now.

  4. ChihuahuaMama

    ChihuahuaMama said, over 3 years ago

    Don’t forget to allow time for milk and cookies left at most houses.

  5. PonyToast

    PonyToast said, over 3 years ago

    Santa is a timelord. His sleigh is a TARDIS.

  6. oldcomicsfan

    oldcomicsfan said, over 3 years ago

    I think Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy a sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

    For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I’m convinced Santa is a woman.

    Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag.

    Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen’s rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist.

    Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he’d still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.

    Other reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man:

    Men can’t pack a bag.
    Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
    Men would feel their masculinity is threatened…having to be seen with all those elves.
    Men don’t answer their mail.
    Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.”
    Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them.
    Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
    Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

    I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men………

    Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous — definite guy.
    Cupid flies around carrying weapons.
    Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers.

    Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance.

  7. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 3 years ago

    Did Quill give the parcel to Santa on his sleigh of six white boomers? (I’m not Aussie, but I learned of the “Six White Boomers” Aussie Xmas song at a Xmas party last year or the year before; there was an Aussie in my LDS ward.)

  8. Angelalex242

    Angelalex242 said, over 3 years ago

    …Well, Luann does have reason to think it’s for her…her boyfriend, and all. But it might be some kind of board game, where it is indeed for a family, because Luann couldn’t, no matter how much she wants, use it alone.

  9. Brdshtt

    Brdshtt GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Excellent post, Lev.

    You know, all that got me to thinking. Very close to us on one of the national highways, between two off – ramps there is a long hill. If you approach the hill with the cruise control ‘off’ and your foot steady on the accelerator pedal, as an example, you would approach the hill at 70 miles per hour. Once you have reached the crest (that’s the top, Donny), you will have lost about two miles per hour and are now going 68 miles per hour. When you reach the bottom at the other side of the hill, your speed has increased by four miles per hour which would put you at 72 miles per hour, for a net gain of 2 miles per hour. Now, discounting drag, fueling stops, escape velocity, sleep, and wear of the tires, I figure that if you had a string of these hills forming an endless circle around the planet, gaining 2 miles per hour per hill, you would eventually reach the speed of light. Just sayin’….

  10. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Australia IS the source of the world’s finest opals.

  11. Brdshtt

    Brdshtt GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @ Luann


    Just open the box already…

  12. Mikeyj

    Mikeyj said, over 3 years ago

    It’s a box of Kangaroo steaks with Koala balls on the side

  13. Mikeyj

    Mikeyj said, over 3 years ago

    But, on the serious side, my guess is he sent them the finished recordings of the music he and Luann did together.

  14. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf said, over 3 years ago

    There’s the 16-year-old!

  15. firedome

    firedome said, over 3 years ago

    if takahashi-sama ever needs a temp artist, i know who i’d suggest

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