Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 29, 1999

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Brad says to Luann:"So, movin' up to high school, huh?" Luann says:"Yup, in 8 days, 17 hours, 9 minutes. Brad says:"As a vet, lemme give you some tips" Brad says:"Don't laugh at the vice principal's name" The principal says:"Hello, freshmen, I'm Mr.Balding" Brad says:"Don't eat in the cafeteria on mystery Mondays" Brad says:"Try not to get locker 132" Because when the door opens it slams on you. Brad says:"Don't use the drinking fountain by the science lab" Because the water goes up on an arch and falls on your back. Brad says:"Watch for the air hose guys in auto shop" Because it will lift your skirt up. Brad says:"And most important, don't tell anyone you're my sister" Luann says:"I can promise that"