Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 14, 1994
Transcript:
Brad:"...and when he nailed me with those sexy eyes and that sly smile, it was clear to this reporter that, whoever the "mystery girl" is, TJ will make her very happy!" Chee. I'm surprised Tiffany didn't just put her phone number in here for ya. TJ: she wrote it on the photo she gave me. Brad: Every girl in school is gonna be fallin all over herself to be your mystery girl, TJ. When're you gonna tell who she...who she... Brad: Ooooh! I get it! There is no "mystery girl"! Right? TJ: You're slow, Brad, but you eventually catch the bus.
Some interesting newspaper. Article should include: “Teacher fails entire class” (with a picture of Mr Fogarty), “Locker emits weird fumes” and Pitt Hoopsters lose 109-12”. Sounds like a newspaper I’d like to read.