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   freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

   Who accepts any size tip.
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   freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

   A waitress who can’t wait for it to be over.
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   freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

   Can’t buy love but you can rent sex and fool yourself a lot.
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   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   And those rates are steep!
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   John Lustig said, 7 months ago

   Here’s the link to the original panel of art.
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   win said, 7 months ago

   I knew a girl like that once…for an hour or so.
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   Dogsniff said, 7 months ago

   @win: I paid for an hour, but was done in 10 minutes.
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   freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

   But not well done, huh, dog? : )
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   capndunzzl said, 7 months ago

   …she’s accepts credit cards, too.
10. 

    John Russell said, 7 months ago

    And mighty cute too!
11. 

    pcolli said, 7 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    What took you so long?
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    Aren’t all girl friends on an hourly rate?
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    Pharmakeus Ubik said, 7 months ago

    @freeholder1

    The groundskeeper had to turn the hose on ’em.
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    Ice Hole said, 7 months ago

    Get rid of the boyfriend then out with others, by pushing yourself to go at it time and a half with extra incentive..
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    vwdualnomand said, 7 months ago

    but, it is like throwing a sausage down a hallway with that girl.
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    bawana said, 7 months ago

    She will be the most cost effective girlfriend you will ever have…..
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