La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz

La Cucaracha

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 3 years ago

    If all 50 secede from the United States, then it wouldn’t be the “United States of America”; plus you’d have a passport when going through each one of them.

  2. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I kinda like the follow-up petition, the one that says anyone petitioning to secede should be stripped of their citizenship and deported.

  3. cdward

    cdward said, over 3 years ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    Nobody’s stopping them from seceding individually. It’s called emigration.

  4. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, over 3 years ago

    Constitutional Convention, if that fails …. well then time to read up on Thomas Jefferson’s ideas on keeping Democracy fresh and viable. Looks like we are perilously close to having an Oligarchy style government.

  5. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 3 years ago

    I used to hear “Love it or leave it,” so I say line up a bunch of boats, fill them up and give each a shove.

  6. don57

    don57 said, over 3 years ago

    If you think the t-bagger screaming is bad now just wait until they lose control of the house in the mid-terms

  7. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @cdward

    mittens himself coined the proper phrase here that should be applied to these sour grapes secessionists:
    self deportation

  8. dapperdan61

    dapperdan61 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The odds of even 1 state seceding from the union is as likely as blocking Obamas 2nd term. Nothing is stopping the dissatisfied citizens of the USA from leaving anytime they want. I remember when Bush won there was a lot of talk of moving to Canada. Just sour grapes that mittens lost.

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    It would be interesting if the USA said “Okay, you get one year. Starting tomorrow no tax money to help you but if you call for help from the USA you are back in the Union.” Even so very few have called for succession. Most of the population has evinced no interest in such a stupid idea.

  10. peachyanddanny

    peachyanddanny said, over 3 years ago

    Dear Tejas: Please go and take jorts-wearing FLA with you. Leave the NASA money.

  11. water_moon

    water_moon said, over 3 years ago

    @peachyanddanny

    Forget the NASA money, leave the millitary/security money! you can take TSA with you though.

  12. Sinned St. Cyr

    Sinned St. Cyr said, over 3 years ago

    Forget the money! Good riddance.

  13. Bob

    Bob GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Go to France and see if B. Streisand is where she promised to after an election didn’t go her way several years ago.

  14. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    “Well see, the thing is, we have been “leaving” every place on earth to get away from you socialists for a long time now.”

    Hey John Galt, you want to go someplace where there’s no government to oppress the “job creators”?

    Try self deporting to Somalia.

  15. Erichalfbee

    Erichalfbee said, over 3 years ago

    @Uncle Joe

    Job Creators? How come there are so many unemployed then? Pretty crap at job creation it seems, ah, they don’t want to pay anyone a decent living wage, of course!

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