Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban

Kliban's Cats

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  1. Mark

    Mark said, over 3 years ago

    I could fix my calico if I had some of that…

  2. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    His night job is painting the grill marks on the hamburger patties at Burger King.

  3. John Baranick

    John Baranick said, over 3 years ago

    He a Catterfeiter

  4. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    @Mark

    I had my veterinarian fix my calico. Lucille is nicknamed “Checkerboard Square” or “Chex” for short. She knows her real name as well as both nicknames.

  5. Bailey

    Bailey said, over 3 years ago

    … yeah, but that could require contacts, or in this case, cataracts…!

  6. Bailey

    Bailey said, over 3 years ago

    @John Baranick

    Boo! :ºJ

  7. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The instructions said to insert tabby A into slot B.

  8. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, over 3 years ago

    …love the “stripe fluid”…

  9. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, over 3 years ago

    Cats got Marty Feldman eyes…

  10. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, over 3 years ago

    yeah, right! Like a real cat would sit still for being painted!
    I don’t think so.
    Mine would tackle the paint brush and get the ‘fluid’ all over the place!

  11. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 3 years ago

    @Nun'Ya Bidness

    It tried. Look at its eyes: it clearly hit something and is stunned.

  12. Outworld Cats

    Outworld Cats said, over 3 years ago

    @bmonk

    Must be a Norwegian Blue, then. I hear they stun easily…

  13. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, over 3 years ago

    @Outworld Cats

    …or a siamese mix – they are born stunned…

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