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1. 

   old1953 said, 6 months ago

   Central casting sent another plain cat. Darn those beancounters!
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   Mark said, 6 months ago

   I could fix my calico if I had some of that…
3. 

   win said, 6 months ago

   His night job is painting the grill marks on the hamburger patties at Burger King.
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   John Baranick said, 6 months ago

   He a Catterfeiter
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   AshburnStadium said, 6 months ago

   @Mark

   I had my veterinarian fix my calico. Lucille is nicknamed “Checkerboard Square” or “Chex” for short. She knows her real name as well as both nicknames.
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   masterskrain said, 6 months ago

   Hope he fixes the eyes, as well.
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   Bailey said, 6 months ago

   @masterskrain

   … yeah, but that could require contacts, or in this case, cataracts…!
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   Bailey said, 6 months ago

   @John Baranick

   Boo! :ºJ
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   LafInLarry said, 6 months ago

   The instructions said to insert tabby A into slot B.
10. 

    jadoo823 said, 6 months ago

    …love the “stripe fluid”…
11. 

    wecatsgocomics said, 6 months ago

    @LafInLarry

    Sounds like American Psycho with the ATM.
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    boldyuma said, 6 months ago

    Cats got Marty Feldman eyes…
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    Teresa said, 6 months ago

    yeah, right! Like a real cat would sit still for being painted!
    I don’t think so.
    Mine would tackle the paint brush and get the ‘fluid’ all over the place!
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    bmonk said, 6 months ago

    @Teresa

    It tried. Look at its eyes: it clearly hit something and is stunned.
15. 

    Outworld Cats said, 6 months ago

    @bmonk

    Must be a Norwegian Blue, then. I hear they stun easily…
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