Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for January 03, 2013

  1. Ek 11
    jazzmoose  over 11 years ago

    I could fix my calico if I had some of that…

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  2. Clouseau
    el8  over 11 years ago

    His night job is painting the grill marks on the hamburger patties at Burger King.

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    JB10000Lakes  over 11 years ago

    He a Catterfeiter

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  4. Blackbird
    baileydean  over 11 years ago

    … yeah, but that could require contacts, or in this case, cataracts…!

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  5. Turnslower
    Larry Miller Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The instructions said to insert tabby A into slot B.

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    jadoo823  over 11 years ago

    …love the “stripe fluid”…

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  7. Bassethound abernathy
    boldyuma  over 11 years ago

    Cats got Marty Feldman eyes…

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    johnbrown1859  over 4 years ago

    Who sez G-d don’t make no mistakes?

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    johnbrown1859  over 4 years ago

    This is a picture of Kliban regretting that his striped cat was a success. If only it would have been the gray, he would have had time to smoke more cigarettes every day.

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    johnbrown1859  over 4 years ago

    “You really think the girls will like me better that way?”

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