JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 21, 1997
Transcript:
Woman: Did you hear about the new tv and VCR that were in the birthing suite? Marcy: Yup. the new parents stole 'em. woman: Patients are stealing linens, towels, clocks, anything that's not nailed down in the maternity ward. Marcy: What's next? the whole bed? woman: I got the legs. when we have our next kid, I'm going for the box spring.