JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 20, 1997
Transcript:
Man: Room 404 needs a new lamp shade. Marcy: What's wrong with the one that's there? Man: It's not there. the last patient must have taken it. Marcy: Patients think that they own everything in their rooms as part of their medical coverage. Woman: can't we use this as a coatrack or something?
Now that’s just wrong