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The incompetent (incontinent?) testing corporations recieve billions of dollars to test urine and give wrong results that destroy peoples lives. It’s all a money making scam to enrich the few well connected CEO’s (who don’t have to be “tested”)
So Ron Paul is a liberal democrat? He is the most prominent advocate of legalizing drugs in the last several years. Not to mention a darling of the tea party.
That may be, but in the company i once worked for, a co-worker did a hit of coke at a party ( saw him do it ) and passed a drug test only two days later.
Whereas my supervisor got suspended when a drug test found traces of pot in his system…one joint, smoked a week previously. ( Admittedly, I have only his say-so fo that one )
Reagan knew he couldn’t get people to accept government drug testing, so he got the corporations to do it. Bush knew he couldn’t get Americans to accept internal passports like they have in Russia, so he started TSA to check everyone out when they travel. Why do Republicans hate our freedoms?
First of all, pot is not a drug any more than alcohol, caffeine or nicotine. Or sugar. Or endorphines. They all get people high. . But even though nearly every elected official (including ALL presidents going back to 1992 AT LEAST) who isn’t a complete dork has smoked weed, they can all go &%$#! their hypocrite selves for thumping their chests about marijuana prohibition protecting our children. (Thanks gricks.) . Now why some of the wingnuts here think that a parent can fill their house with an arsenal of firearms and keep their children safe and sound, but can’t keep a few joints around the house without watching civilization collapse is beyond me. . I blow a big bonghit in your face.
In 1995, I was walking down the back employee stairwell, I missed the last two steps, messed up my right ankle, I had to pee in a cup. In 2002, this company had to shut down due to the attacks on September 11, 2001. Everyone lost their job.
It took me 18 months to find a part-time job, I had to pass the Pee Test before hired. I was there for 8 Months when I landed a full time Contract Job,once again I had to pass the Pee Test before being hired.
I was with my Contract job for 9 months when Ianded a Full Time Job doing what I did when I was laid off in 2002, yes, once again, I had to pass the Pee Test before I was Hired.
Joel Pett is a three-time finalist for Pulitzer Prize for cartooning. He won the award in 2000. He joined Lexington Herald-Leader in 1984 and USAToday as contributing cartoonist in 2002.
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Radish
said, 8 months ago
Reaganism in action.
Clark Kent said, 8 months ago
The incompetent (incontinent?) testing corporations recieve billions of dollars to test urine and give wrong results that destroy peoples lives. It’s all a money making scam to enrich the few well connected CEO’s (who don’t have to be “tested”)
C. A. Brobst
said, 8 months ago
Hey! You’re getting your right wing trickle down all over my constitution!
Chillbilly
said, 8 months ago
Probably a good thing we didn’t have weed this good and easily accessible when I was in high school.
Bruce4671 said, 8 months ago
@Clark Kent
Dude you could not be more wrong. As a supervisor I was tested every time my employees were. And yes the CEO was tested randomly as well.
There was never a false positive.
Employees that tested positive were given free rehabilitation and kept their jobs.
That included executives though they may be in a less responsible position.
get a grip
phritzg
said, 8 months ago
@
So Ron Paul is a liberal democrat? He is the most prominent advocate of legalizing drugs in the last several years. Not to mention a darling of the tea party.
Simon_Jester said, 8 months ago
@Bruce4671
That may be, but in the company i once worked for, a co-worker did a hit of coke at a party ( saw him do it ) and passed a drug test only two days later.
Whereas my supervisor got suspended when a drug test found traces of pot in his system…one joint, smoked a week previously. ( Admittedly, I have only his say-so fo that one )
Radish
said, 8 months ago
Reagan knew he couldn’t get people to accept government drug testing, so he got the corporations to do it.
Bush knew he couldn’t get Americans to accept internal passports like they have in Russia, so he started TSA to check everyone out when they travel.
Why do Republicans hate our freedoms?
eepatt said, 8 months ago
@
Yeah! Right! Well, not quite right. I would not want to stand between a bloviating fat man and his oxycontin. Do you think he’s a liberal?
Chillbilly
said, 8 months ago
First of all, pot is not a drug any more than alcohol, caffeine or nicotine. Or sugar. Or endorphines. They all get people high.
.
But even though nearly every elected official (including ALL presidents going back to 1992 AT LEAST) who isn’t a complete dork has smoked weed, they can all go &%$#! their hypocrite selves for thumping their chests about marijuana prohibition protecting our children. (Thanks gricks.)
.
Now why some of the wingnuts here think that a parent can fill their house with an arsenal of firearms and keep their children safe and sound, but can’t keep a few joints around the house without watching civilization collapse is beyond me.
.
I blow a big bonghit in your face.
onguard said, 8 months ago
See…………….I told you.
Tigger
said, 8 months ago
Before any Company will hire you, you have to pass the Pee Test
Tigger
said, 8 months ago
@Clark Kent
In 1995, I was walking down the back employee stairwell, I missed the last two steps, messed up my right ankle, I had to pee in a cup. In 2002, this company had to shut down due to the attacks on September 11, 2001. Everyone lost their job.
It took me 18 months to find a part-time job, I had to pass the Pee Test before hired. I was there for 8 Months when I landed a full time Contract Job,once again I had to pass the Pee Test before being hired.
I was with my Contract job for 9 months when Ianded a Full Time Job doing what I did when I was laid off in 2002, yes, once again, I had to pass the Pee Test before I was Hired.
Dop you want your Surgeon Stoned or Sober?
Tigger
said, 8 months ago
@Simon_Jester
After two days the Coke was out of his system.
I’me betting your Super Smoked a Joint the night before too
Tigger
said, 8 months ago
@Chillbilly
I have never smoked Weed