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  1. Enoki

    Enoki said, about 3 years ago

    She’s planning an invasion….

  2. Mike Rossi

    Mike Rossi said, about 3 years ago

    I find it hard to believe our “allies” aren’t all spying on each other. You don’t think France is spying on Germany and vice versa?!? Even in a friendly poker game with all my buds, I’d still like to know what cards they’re holding.

  3. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    We screwed over Viet Nam, FOR France!(several times)

  4. pirate227

    pirate227 said, about 3 years ago

    @Mike Rossi

    They are.

  5. Enoki

    Enoki said, about 3 years ago

    My mistake. I did notice that the times I was in France. Lots of Germans in Speedos on the beaches. My eye sight hasn’t recovered fully….

  6. Barbara Bommarito

    Barbara Bommarito said, about 3 years ago

    Yeah, but we stiffed France on the huge debt we ran up in the Revolutionary War.

  7. Enoki

    Enoki said, about 3 years ago

    @Barbara Bommarito

    That’s alright… They stiffed us for WW 1 and 2…

  8. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Michael, read “The Quiet American” also highly recommend his “The Comedians” about what happened in Haiti, speaking of French colonial influence and outcomes!

  9. Robert Landers

    Robert Landers said, about 3 years ago


    But, all Christians in Europe, the UK, and the US owe a debt of gratitude to the French that we can never truly repay. This would especially be true of the bible belt evangelistic ultra conservative types. Let me give out with a little world history.

    After the death of Muhammad himself, the caliphs of the Muslim religion continued to expand the Islamic Empire greatly. They expanded from Saudi Arabia across the entire northern section of the African Continent in less than 100 years, and then crossed the Straights of Gibraltar and took over the Iberian Peninsula (now modern Spain and Portugal). They then crossed the Pyrenees Mountains and were moving through South Western France. Their expansion was only stopped by the Great Christian leader Charlemagne, and his Franks (ancient Gauls, modern French) at the Battle of Tours in 732 AD.

    If that had not happened, it is no great stretch of the imagination that the Islamic Empire would have conquered all of not only France, but Western Europe as well (I guess we as Christians, should also owe a large debt of similar gratitude to the Turks, that stopped the other end of the Islamic Empire at the Byzantine Empire before the gates of Constantinople). In turn, this would have meant that the Norman Conquest of the Anglo Saxons of Briton in 1066 AD would have been an Islamic conquest as well. And guess what would have eventually been the major religion of the US now? Yeah, we would all now be good Muslims, living under Sharia Law!!

  10. Larry

    Larry said, about 3 years ago

    “Anything good?” A great line!
    Well drawn and funny.

  11. Mike Rossi

    Mike Rossi said, about 3 years ago


    If our “allies” behind closed doors are doing/saying the same thing they say in public, then what’s the harm in confirming that with a little “intel”. On the other hand, what happens if we find out they’re “bluffing” in public. I consider that to be a national security issue and a welcome advantage. By the way, I don’t play cards because there is NO such thing as a “friendly game” when money is involved :-) I read your posts and generally agree with you. However in this case I think it’s naive to assume that “allies” all have the same vested interest. My wife and I don’t agree on everything so how can we expect our “allies” to be in unison all the time. I simply believe it’s an effective tool to ensure we’re all on the same page. Frankly I suspect they’re as pissed as they are because we caught ‘em doing just that. Saying one thing in public and working against that statement in private. How DARE you spy on me (caught me doing something didn’t ’ya).

  12. Buddy Novinski

    Buddy Novinski said, about 3 years ago

    @Robert Landers

    OOPS! Charlemagne wasn’t born yet! YOU mean Charles Martel, the grandfather of Charlemagne, won the Battle of Tours. As for the Turks, they were at the gates of Vienna in 1683! They controlled southeastern Europe until the 20th century, leaving Muslims behind in former Yugoslavia.

  13. Buddy Novinski

    Buddy Novinski said, about 3 years ago

    Yes, and those private investors saw the tremendous growth potential of the United States. If we only could do it again…

  14. cjr53

    cjr53 said, about 3 years ago


    Germans in speedos, in France you say. Perhaps that is why my father went there.

  15. No New Wars

    No New Wars said, over 2 years ago

    @Robert Landers

    The Battle of Tours merely stopped a raiding party. It was no great pitched battle.

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