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Jeff Danziger provides a scathing international take on politics, finance, and everything else you aren’t allowed to discuss at the dinner table. Combining spot-on caricatures with razor-sharp writing, this feature will make you listen a little more closely to what they tell you on the news.
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SusanCraig said, 6 months ago
they have women of all ages wanting to get a piece (or even a wayward sperm)
ahab
said, 6 months ago
One of Keith’s peers said he won’t need embalming when he dies. He’s already saturated with chemicals and alcohol.
capndunzzl said, 6 months ago
…yeah right….don’t make me laugh!
I Play One On TV said, 6 months ago
Party like it’s 1969.
walruscarver2000 said, 6 months ago
“If not for their motorized wheel chairs…”
babka
said, 6 months ago
the stones who stole from every black musician you can name & made a fortune out of blood & borrowed soul.
kreniigh
said, 6 months ago
Mick and Keef from Cerebus, circa 1992:
http://momentofcerebus.blogspot.com/2012/05/mick-keef.html
Craig Linder
said, 6 months ago
@babka
That’s a mighty jaundiced view of things. The Black musicians that you refer to generally had a lot of respect for the Stones and the Stones respected them. A lot of bluesmen happily collaborated with them and some joined them on some of their tours in the 60s and 70s.
StCleve72 said, 6 months ago
@babka
Chuck Berry was furious with them, until the royalty checks started to arrive when his attitude changed to Play That Funky Music White Boys. In actual fact, all the young British musicians of that time like Clapton, the Beatles, etc brought black, American music out of obscurity into the light and it benefitted both them and the black musicians, many of whom started making some real money for the first time, others who sadly were exploited and ripped off but whose name and deeds at least became famous after toiling in obscurity.
Dredpiraterobt$ said, 6 months ago
Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought I own
.
Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I don’t ever want it back
.
Some girls give me jewelry
Others bye me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for
.
So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house on Zuma beach
And give you half of everything I own
.
Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose
.
French girls they want Cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine
.
English girls they’re so prissy
I can’t stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I don’t want them to ever call at all
.
White girls they’re pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get [censored] all night
I just don’t have that much jazz
.
Chinese girls are so gentle
They’re really such a tease
You never know what they’re cookin’
Inside those silken sleeves
.
Give me all your money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house back in Zuma beach
And give you half of what I own
.
Some girls they’re so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once
.
Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
I’ll make you world’s biggest star by half!
.
So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Let’s go back to Zuma beach
I’ll give you half of everything I own
.
Some Girls by Mick and Keif and the Stones
.
Thanks to Lyricsfreak for the somewhat correct lyrics
Radish
said, 6 months ago
The english took obscure delta blues and turned it into popular rock and roll. I saw Tina Turner and BB King open for the Stones once.
walruscarver2000 said, 6 months ago
@Radish
Isn’t that a bit like having God open for Rev. Moon?
fritzoid
said, 6 months ago
@ahab
“One of Keith’s peers said he won’t need embalming when he dies. He’s already saturated with chemicals and alcohol.”
Oh, don’t be silly. Keith died YEARS ago.
fritzoid
said, 6 months ago
“Rock and Roll is just the Blues sped up.”
- Muddy Waters (at least, according to Cadillac Records)
Radish
said, 6 months ago
@walruscarver2000
Paul McCartney conceived the Rubber Soul album’s title after overhearing a musician’s description of Mick Jagger’s singing style as “plastic soul”. Lennon confirmed this in a 1970 interview with Rolling Stone, stating, “That was Paul’s title, meaning English soul. Just a pun.” McCartney uses a similar phrase, “plastic soul, man, plastic soul…,” heard at the end of “I’m Down” as released on Anthology 2.
.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Soul