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Jeff Danziger

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  1. SusanCraig

    SusanCraig GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    they have women of all ages wanting to get a piece (or even a wayward sperm)

  2. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, over 1 year ago

    …yeah right….don’t make me laugh!

  3. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, over 1 year ago

    Party like it’s 1969.

  4. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 1 year ago

    “If not for their motorized wheel chairs…”

  5. babka

    babka GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    the stones who stole from every black musician you can name & made a fortune out of blood & borrowed soul.

  6. kreniigh

    kreniigh GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Mick and Keef from Cerebus, circa 1992:

    http://momentofcerebus.blogspot.com/2012/05/mick-keef.html

  7. Craig Linder

    Craig Linder GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @babka

    That’s a mighty jaundiced view of things. The Black musicians that you refer to generally had a lot of respect for the Stones and the Stones respected them. A lot of bluesmen happily collaborated with them and some joined them on some of their tours in the 60s and 70s.

  8. StCleve72

    StCleve72 said, over 1 year ago

    @babka

    Chuck Berry was furious with them, until the royalty checks started to arrive when his attitude changed to Play That Funky Music White Boys. In actual fact, all the young British musicians of that time like Clapton, the Beatles, etc brought black, American music out of obscurity into the light and it benefitted both them and the black musicians, many of whom started making some real money for the first time, others who sadly were exploited and ripped off but whose name and deeds at least became famous after toiling in obscurity.

  9. Dredpiraterobt$

    Dredpiraterobt$ said, over 1 year ago

    Some girls give me money
    Some girls buy me clothes
    Some girls give me jewelry
    That I never thought I own
    .
    Some girls give me diamonds
    Some girls, heart attacks
    Some girls I give all my bread to
    I don’t ever want it back
    .
    Some girls give me jewelry
    Others bye me clothes
    Some girls give me children
    I never asked them for
    .
    So give me all your money
    Give me all your gold
    I’ll buy you a house on Zuma beach
    And give you half of everything I own
    .
    Some girls take my money
    Some girls take my clothes
    Some girls get the shirt off my back
    And leave me with a lethal dose
    .
    French girls they want Cartier
    Italian girls want cars
    American girls want everything in the world
    You can possibly imagine
    .
    English girls they’re so prissy
    I can’t stand them on the telephone
    Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
    I don’t want them to ever call at all
    .
    White girls they’re pretty funny
    Sometimes they drive me mad
    Black girls just wanna get [censored] all night
    I just don’t have that much jazz
    .
    Chinese girls are so gentle
    They’re really such a tease
    You never know what they’re cookin’
    Inside those silken sleeves
    .
    Give me all your money
    Give me all your gold
    I’ll buy you a house back in Zuma beach
    And give you half of what I own
    .
    Some girls they’re so pure
    Some girls so corrupt
    Some girls give me children
    I only made love to her once
    .
    Give me half your money
    Give me half your car
    Give me half of everything
    I’ll make you world’s biggest star by half!
    .
    So gimme all your money
    Give me all your gold
    Let’s go back to Zuma beach
    I’ll give you half of everything I own
    .
    Some Girls by Mick and Keif and the Stones
    .
    Thanks to Lyricsfreak for the somewhat correct lyrics

  10. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The english took obscure delta blues and turned it into popular rock and roll. I saw Tina Turner and BB King open for the Stones once.

  11. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 1 year ago

    @Rad-ish

    Isn’t that a bit like having God open for Rev. Moon?

  12. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @ahab

    “One of Keith’s peers said he won’t need embalming when he dies. He’s already saturated with chemicals and alcohol.”


    Oh, don’t be silly. Keith died YEARS ago.

  13. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    “Rock and Roll is just the Blues sped up.”
    - Muddy Waters (at least, according to Cadillac Records)

  14. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @walruscarver2000

    Paul McCartney conceived the Rubber Soul album’s title after overhearing a musician’s description of Mick Jagger’s singing style as “plastic soul”. Lennon confirmed this in a 1970 interview with Rolling Stone, stating, “That was Paul’s title, meaning English soul. Just a pun.” McCartney uses a similar phrase, “plastic soul, man, plastic soul…,” heard at the end of “I’m Down” as released on Anthology 2.
    .
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Soul

  15. Dredpiraterobt$

    Dredpiraterobt$ said, over 1 year ago

    I know,
    it’s only rock n roll
    But I Like it!

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